Wowa, just stopped feeling hungover, must be taking it all out off me all this old age XD

Party was well good, even though Sammy sicked up wham bars the next day and I had to suck my breath in holding my nose and try dead hard not to throw up meself. Highlights of the night was seeing Dajve again and getting to dance again finally, and you looked gorgeous honey and your fella seemed dead nice. Pip crying all over lovecatt and hiccuping was funny, I wish I'd got a picture and I need my hankercheif back but you might wanna steam wash it first yeah? Amount of snot you got on it <3 

Maaaay have danced to Beyonce, but it all could have been a hallucination. Even if I did you can't say it wasn't impressive so :P The kids were happy to see everyone, Sammy especially to see Ebola cause like, you know, future wife and all. :D Like father like son eh? Oh wait, I totally didn't mean that at all, Sammy and Joe are gonna be a Priests and the girls Nuns and live a chaste life. Ebola thanks for putting up with them, send me a bill for your dress getting cleaned yeah? That sounds worse than it was mean to  D: , Sammy got chocolate or something on it.

Lindsay actually had a little dance, no word of a lie, I saw him have a little boogie in the corner when no one was looking but I saw. Quite a mover for an older gent. He pretends like he's dead grumpy all the time but he's an inner raver!

Nice to see Jones! Mate like, if you ever get stuck in our bar in a lock off it aint nothing as messy as last night XD Diane your kids were ace, you should bring em round to play with mine some time cause I reckon they well hit it off judging by all the running around and screaming what was going on.

Later on Pip and I went upstairs and played dress up but we found Lindsay's cardi's to be the bestest. Went downstairs with his spare glasses on, he has like twenty billion pairs but they make my eyes hurt. We wanted to see if he'd notice but he just sighed loudly and shook his head. Then I climbed up the ladder on the book shelf and whizzed along going "Weeeeeeeee!" but I don't think he was about then XD

Only thing that ticked me off, yeah? Like Pete yeah, I know I aint the most impartial person to say or mention but I'm the only one who fucking will so..

Like I know you had an argument with Pip the other day and you both got hot headed but if you didn't feel up to it then why did you come? Cause you sat there with a face on you all night and then buggered off with your fella to sit in Pip's room and be really anti social which made EVERYONE uncomfortable and it was just rude. Simple. I don't even know why Pip bothers to give you time but he obviously does and I think sometimes you shit all over him and his good nature. Just a thing to dwell on.

ANNNNYYYWAAAAY! Swiftly moving on, great party and I had the best time ever. I gotta shoot now cause...I'm going on a date. Can't really say too much about it right now. She's really really nice. That's all ;)

Take care all
xxx

The whole concept makes me feel ill. We're meant to be beautiful and slightly different for a reason.  I already find myself a nightmare, imagine there being two? And then of course it raises a lot of moral issues like, for example if you look at the concept of a creator and banish everything surrounding such a complex concept, i.e every religion out there, then you have to think if it is right? I mean whatever created us, and this doesn't have to be a personified man in the sky, created us as individual cells for a reason. Yeah? We are supposed to be one of a kind.

And I don't like them testing all this shit on animals. And I also feel, that if human cloning was successful then would the experiment be considered as an individual within it's own right?  If there were a lot of one, would that destroy the nature of the individual? Which gets me thinking because, it is to my belief that we are all linked into a divine consciousness anyway, all being part of one earth and one origin. The nature of humanity is made up of possibilities and we connect with each other and create more, spheres of possibility which makes everything, different, even though in essence we are the same, but if cloning where possible, would that destroy the nature of humanity?

URGH HEAD FUCK. OKAY OLLY, GO BACK TO YOUR BAR WORK! XD

( Bitching, gossip, LOL times )

I've got a chest infection again and it's not fair. Lilly's gone and got it too. It's Joe's birthday next Friday. I need a poo.


>:(

"Walk walk fashion baby work it, I'm a free bitch baby!"

Remember Pip?

My best ever momment of new years was me and Pip singing "Bad Romance" on karaoke and how Lindsay chose that exact momment to turn up XD

It's Joey's birthday soon, he'll probably not remember it but that's what pics are for innit? I dunno exactly what to do for it, but I know I'm baking a cake.


XD

I got Lilly these while they're all at school and I'm going to show them to her and let her know she can have her ears pierced in a week if she behaves herself. I don't even know if they're the right ones or if she'll like them but she aint getting dangly ones, just studs and cause I'm alergic to fake gold and silver it'll have to be real incase she is. What do you think?


They were quite exspensive I hope she likes them. Pft...big squishy marshamallow Dad. :(

How the hell d'ya get chocolate brownie smudge out of the carpet? Is it like the cold water thingy like what you do with blood? (Don't ask me how I know that one, it aint sinister it's embarrassing, frankly).

Lillian wants her ears pierced and I said no cause I'm a great big faggy twat apparantly >:(

I just don't think she knows if she REALLY wants them done or if it's cause her mates have, she wants them done too. I don't like people punching holes in their kids, it's dead tacky. So she stamped her ice cream out on the floor and I put her to bed. I dunno, I feel a bit bad now, like it's only her ears, it aint like she asked to get her belly done (NO NO NEVER EVER, OVER MY FRAZZLED CORPSE!)

Well whatever happens she certainly aint getting them done any time soon, the little brat. I might have to pop next door and ask if they got carpet cleaner but they think I'm from Pluto the way they look at me and the kids.

I'm bored now cause I WAS going to take em all swimming but I'm too pissed off now.

When we sneeze our snot's got mud in it XD

Pip and I got asked politely to leave the mud bath's because we was causing havoc, plus Pip swallowed loads and sicked up a bit on some old ladies sandles.

sparkley muddy malibuey seed cake poo shooting out like a commet tomorrow morn.

Lindsay? I know you think I'd be better off used as rocket fuel but could you come and collect your boy friend so that my kids can play with their christmas toys instead? My Mum will make you another cuppa and you can talk about grown uppy stuff if you want? Go ONNNNNNNNNNNN ya great brute XD


love Olly
xxxx

I'm such a scrooge but one day I'm going to have a heart attack around this time of the year. I keep worrying I haven't bought everyone enough presents and that the kids will hate what I've bought them, plus I've started getting the shivers and coughing up my lungs :(

Ah well. Is it snowing everywhere else? We should have a snowman compitition or something. Pip are you coming over at some point cause I'll tell Mum not to put too much chilli in the food. She's gone barmy, if you try and open a fridge, freezer or cupboard all this stuff fly's out at you and hits you on the head.

Had a good night with Mr Jones on Thursday. He scares me a little bit when he gets in to it. I'm sure he can control himself though. Or at least I hope. XD

If anyone comes near me and I mean whithin an inch, near me or my kids I'll forward all the threats to the police.

See this is what grown ups do.

I swear to God I'll make you sorry.

Been shopping with Pip, he spent ten million years spaffing over wool and bought an horrendous poncho which is offending everyone XD

Lindsay is perched on the small amount of space left on the sofa which isn't occupied with toys and tat and looks really frowny but my Mum is being dead fussy making him tea with a saucer and everything so he can't moan. I sent the kids off to play cause he looked pained having to talk to them; who says I aint a good host? :p

Pip has just vanished under a pile of wool. I think this may be a long evening, that's if Lindsay doesn't make a spider web out of the wool and hang us all from the cealing.

Pip...I need your sewing kit, immediately. Captain Panda has lost an ear. D:

Pip i think there may be an issue with Daisy having to give Lovecatt back D:

Lilly and Daisy are covered in chocolate milk and I have no idea where they got it from but it's all over the carpet and won't come out. Grr.

Pip when are coming back again? I want you to come and visit so we can plan xmas.

Lilly is okay. Same day I posted last I drove her to the doctors for an emergency appointment but she was too sick to even get out the car. So I took her to A and E. The doctors took her away from me and wouldn't let me sit in while they were figuring out what was wrong and she kept shouting for me. It was horrible. But someone clued up pretty fast and she'd burst her appendix. So she got it removed and now she's sat in the kids award smiling at everyone and making mates with the other kids so it's all cool.


PHEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.


How is everyone else?

Lilly won't stop being sick.

I don;t know what to do.

Worst day ever. I had to drag the kids out to get clothes because they grow about an inch every hour I swear. One day I'm going to turn around and they'll have popped through the roof like Grandma in George's Marvelous Medicine. Sammy needed to go to the Specksavers yet again because his glasses aren't right and keep falling down his nose. I swear that's a habit for life cause even I hitch up invisible glasses on my nose, even when I'm wearing my contacts because it never leaves you. Anyway he got some nice new ones and they stayed up all day so, that was a plus. Anyway, the kids all got new clothes and Joe got nice new shoes now that he's walking.

On the way back on the bus Lilly starts whining that she's got a tummy ache, but I thought it was just her wolfing down all her ice cream and half of Daisy's too when we had lunch. But half way through the journey she wants to sit in my lap and I notice she's really pale and sweaty and she says she's sick over and over. So I clue up and fish out a plastic bag and she chucked up into it all the way home. It was fucking raining when we got off and I've got practically carry her up the road to ours, even though I got Joe and Sammy and Daisy kept running about.

Anyway. She aint eating no more tonight and I put her to bed. Should be okay tomorrow.


I really need a break.

I'm bored and the kids are being lame playing at their mates house. :(

I've been running around the house singing into my hairbrush like a gimp and even that has got boring now. I wanna go out. i want to get so pissed I can't remember my name.

Sammy punched a boy in the face the other day cause he said that I was a bender. I don't think his teacher Mrs Pinstripes or whatever was impressed. I found it all a bit funny to be honest. Not the punching bit though, obvs. Kids shouldn't hit each other.

Going to go and see the fire works. Piiiiiiip. We're going to go and see the fireworks! :( I'll get you some bonfire toffee. Might have to go early before all the chavs turn up and it gets so busy you can't breathe.

I'm tired. I want to live in pillow land where everything is soft and we can all be happy.